- Mr. Berger why is chivalry dead?
- cause of feminism
- how?
- well once I took this woman on a date, and afterwards I walked all the way to her side of the car to open the door for her.
She said "I could've well done it MYSELF!" I said "really? how about now?" So I locked and closed the door, went all the way around
the car, got in and drove away. That way she could easily call herself a taxi ;DDD
- But sir, I don't want to move. I didn't do anything. Can I just stay at my seat?
- Remember, it's never personal, Spencer. In fact, it's a part of our course - migration ;DDD